How were humans created ?
By Adam and Eve ? Wrong.
The Big Bang ? No – wrong again.
It was the Bods.
The Bods are human body parts, working away at Project Human Being – to create a prototype of the first human. They beaver away at their weekly project meetings – taking a proper project management approach to their task.
They’re all there – Brain (the Chair), Hand (Secretary) and Heart. This workstream is for Sex and Love - for which the two specialists, Penis and Vagina, have been enlisted for their expert knowledge.
Humanity: 1 – Love and Sex is the first Workstream of Project Human Being. Other Workstreams in the series are:
Humanity will be instantly recognisable to all those who have suffered endless meetings – especially those pointless Project Management ones…and their PIDS, Critical Paths, Action Plans and Gantt Charts !
This is Alan's first short comedy play, and his first in collaboration with new playwright Peter Redding.
Platform: Short Theatre Play
Running Time: 17 minutes (approx.)
Status Date Company/Venue Director Actors
Performed 18 November 2024 Theatre in the Pound, Mark Edwards Brain - Ralph Camp
Cockpit Theatre, London Hand - Linda May-Hanly
Heart - Alison Falconer
Penis - Alfi Howard
Vagina - Jessica Keilty
Theatre in the Pound, Cockpit Theatre, Marylebone, London - 18 November 2024
Alan's latest short stage, and his first comedy, Humanity No.1 - Love and Sex - written in collaboration with new playwright Peter Redding - has been chosen by the 220-seat Cockpit Theatre in Marylebone, London to be staged on Monday 18 November 2024 as part of the Theatre's Theatre in the Pound initiative with admission just £1.
This is also the first stage play that Alan has produced himself, bringing together the Director and cast and liaising with the theatre. The Director is currently being appointed.
Theatre in the Pound is a not-for-profit scratch night held on the third Monday of every month., designed for individuals or groups of performers to try out or showcase 10-15 minutes of new work.
For artists, it's an accessible and affordable way to try out new work on stage with full support from the backstage and tech crew.
For audiences, it's a cheap and fun night out, seeing new work and sharing thoughts directly with the performers.